Neil Richards

Neil is the band's bassist and driving force. He is utterly mad about music and dreams of spending all day noodling on his bass guitar, composing yet more "widdly-crap" basslines. Neil specialises in inventing basslines which probably sound okay in his head but which he can't quite play. A legend in his own mind...

He has two young children, but this doesn't stop him from plotting world domination for .

Since became inactive, Neil has been hard at work in New Jersey.